November 28, 2007...10:37 pm

Old slapper of the year – Part Two

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You would think that someone, anyone, would be able to persuade Heather Mills McCartney that she is best off shutting her mouth, but the old slapper can’t help herself. Signs that she is growing even more mad than she already was came with her revelation that we should all save the planet by “drinking rats’ milk and dogs’ milk”. Now, I am all for experimentation, but rats’ milk on my corn flakes … assuming I could even work out how to milk a rat in the first place … and how many rats would you need for a milk shake?

“Eighty per cent of global warming comes from livestock and deforestation. I’m not telling people to go vegan overnight. But if they stop drinking their cows’ milk lattes, maybe this sort of thing won’t have to happen.”

But then again perhaps the amount of utter crap that comes out of that woman’s mouth might be doing more for global warming than the entire fleet of British Airways.

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